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Monday 2 March 2009

"Who's the MUTT?" by Jade M, Age 10, Class 3

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Who’s the MUTT?

Luke, was an ordinary boy… but, Charlie his dog was not an ordinary dog, he was very, very, very clever.

One day, when Luke was at school, his dad with sitting on the sofa eating a leg of chicken. Charlie came and sat down next to Luke’s dad’s feet, (who was called Simon). He licked his lips several times then started to dribble as he gazed at the chicken leg, (that to him was starting to glow and get bigger and bigger) although the chicken was bigger then him, he wanted it!

“Ruff, ruff!” he barked,

“Shush MUTT!” Simon shouted, “I can’t hear the footy!”

“When has the footy been better then giving an old, poor, HUNGRY, dog some CHICKEN!” Charlie woofed. He was not getting his point clear, but Charlie was clever and new exactly what to do. He went and sat next to the back door and woofed as loud as he could.

“Oh what now MUTT?” Simon shouted in a more angry voice, “Oh you want to go to the toilet… then go and use the bathroom!” he boomed!

“WOOOOOF!” Charlie screeched.

Eventually Simon came and let him out… only then to notice that he could of got out the cat flap! But… as Charlie slowly stepped out the door, he ran back in and with one mighty shove he pushed Simon out the door and shut it behind him, (it was one of those “shut it and it locks doors”).

“LET ME OUT MUTT!” Simon shouted, “I’m going to miss the FOOTY” he blurted out again, sticking his fat big head through the cat flap.

Charlie grinned and then skipped off to the find the chicken. But he hit a hitch… the table was three times bigger then him, as Charlie was a Chihuahua and quite small! But Charlie did not come all this way for nothing, he did not walk to the backdoor and back for nothing… he done this for chicken and chicken he was going to get! He grabbed all the pillows from his special doggy bed and stacked them in a tall pile. He carefully climbed to the top and jumped on to the table. He glanced out of the window and saw Charlie walking up to the house! He very quickly grabbed the chicken leg and jumped onto the pile of pillows, bursting several of them and covering the sofa’s with shining white feathers, he ran out of the room… passing Simon on the way, he did not look happy!

As he ran into Luke’s bedroom he heard Luke rattling through keys trying to find the one to the front door. Charlie laid down under Luke’s bed and tucked into his well earned chicken leg. When Luke walked in, he saw his fathers head sticking trough the cat flap,

“LUKE! Help me Luke, it was that MUTT of yours!” Luke froze,

“What… Charlie?” he asked his father looking really confused, “But, but you are five times bigger then him!” “Not to mention six times fatter.” Luke whispered

“Oh just help me Luke!” Simon screamed.

“Charlie, Charlie come boy. Luke called. By that time Charlie had ate his chicken and
hidden the evidence. Charlie skipped down to Luke and put on a… sad face!

“Hi boy!” Luke said to his beloved dog bending down to pat him,

“Hello… MUTT!” Simon shouted. Charlie opened his mouth as if to say… FEED ME! Luke walked into the kitchen obliviously leaving his father.

“Here boy,” Luke said as he put a bowl of dog food in front of Charlie and then a bone for afters.

Then a, “Ohhhhhhhh!” came from the back door and then a,“Meow!”

Luke looked out of the window, to see the cat perched on his fathers bottom, digging it’s claws into it!

“Ah, a three course meal.” Charlie said as he tucked into his second course of the day, “Who’s the MUTT now?”

By Jade M
Age 10
Class 3

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