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Halloween Jokes
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties
What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans
By Anya, Age 9, Class 3
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2 comments:
Cool Jokes Anya, they are really funny! They made me and my Dad laugh even though I was feeling Icky! I love them all, they are just all so good!
i loved reading your work it was so funny!
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